Sharpei diem. (Roughly translated, 'Sieze the wrinkled dog')
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? ('How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?')
And, Hoc induto est fundus permagnusn? ('Does my bum look big in this?')
Hope this helps! :0)