(reprise) DFU SONG: I Started a Joke (Virginia Kelley's deathbed confession) 8-15-02

Virginia Kelley Song Parodies (actually, this is the only one) | 8-2002 | Virginia Kelley

[doug from upland]

Because the DNC (aka the RATS) is soliciting birthday greetings for the Aug 19 birthday (No. 56) of the perjuring rapist traitor they put into the White House, I thought it was necessary to bring back the words of Virginia Kelley just before she died. This is sort of a deathbed confession done with her lyrics and a MIDI file. She realized what she did to this country. She did to this country what was done to her in the back seat of that Chevy. Virginia, we will never forgive you, but at least I like your style on this one. I wonder if she ever recorded it. That would be a great one for the Clinton lie-brary.

MID - I STARTED A JOKE

I started a joke…there in that '40 Chevy
I quickly agreed…I was horny, you see
Don't you see

I dropped down an egg…what a mistake in timing
My fallopian tube…did what it's trained to do

I think it was Blythe…but I was drunk…so I don't know
The whole basketball team could have been there…'cause I was a ho

I couldn't have known…my demon child's created
He is evil indeed…so the joke was on me

Yes, I've had regrets…that he has led…his life of crime
But I have an excuse…condoms weren't cheap
No, not at that time

Please pass on the word…as I will go meet my Maker
Not a thing I can do…but the joke's now on you
Yes, it is
Now the joke is on you…you…you

The joke's on you

[doug from upland]

Hello, ping list.

[ikka]

Doug, great song! Another one knocked out (or up?!) of the park.

But, what is the Kelley quote you are referring to?

[doug from upland]

Sorry, I was being facetious in attributing this to her. It is my creation. But she should have said this stuff. She brought this piece of human debris into the world. And she brought Roger into the world. Besides life of the mother, rape, and incest, Virginia Kelley's two sons are the only reasonable arguments in favor of abortion.

[rockfish59]

I sent a letter to Babs Boxuh and I asked her that if abortion was retroactive, would she volunteer?
No reply, as the Beatles said!

[doug from upland]

I will volunteer her.