[fourdeuce82d]

Imosa better hope Outamba never has a heart-to-heart with MY grilfriend- he'll need both hands AND his prehensile feet to pull the stick out.

'Course then again deborah'd probably just loan her a gun.

Love them Texas girls...

[I Hired Craig Livingstone]

What I want to know is:

1) Was Imoso wearing a tight, white, vertically-ribbed tank top at the time? This has been known to cause this type of behavior in other primates.

2) Was an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's found at the scene? This has also been known to cause this type of behavior in other primates.