[parsifal]

In brightest day or blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power-Green lantern's Light.

For even guys who mince and prance
And wear a dress to Prom Night Dance
And walk the streets like twerps from France
Should not kick-ed in their pants!

Green Lantern's battery recharging oath. parsy.

[Paul Atreides]

Let me guess; the homosexual he rescues goes on to become a superhero called The Pink Dildo.