All kidding aside. I thought these jackasses say that,
"the news isn't about us. It's about the people and events we cover"
So now these jackasses are bitching because their not sipping champaign in the Hamptons? You can bet your dupa that they will pull all stops to get a more "Cultured" person elected next time.
They oughta be thankful that I'm not Prez; sure they'll have seafood, but (a) they'll have to catch it, (b) there's no room service, (c) their notebooks will run out of batteries long before they leave, (d) those canoes don't have motors, (e) the mosquito population is bad enough without the odd threat of West Nile and (f) if it rains, they're going to get wet.
That having been said, 'tis time to head on vacation.