White House Correspondents Cut Loose in Texas (Hysterical Alert)

BSNN.NET ^ | 8-13-02 | Virginia Hamm

[KLT]

Well, since I spit my iced tea all over the computer reading this....I thought I should share it! So here it is!

Hey you guys at BSNN.NET are nuts!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Corporate Law]

There should have been a barf warning as well.

[KLT]

Ping Y'all

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Oh man! Helen Thomas in a freakin' bikini!
You shoulda put some kind of warning on this post!

[KLT]

Sorry my Friend Corporate Law...Here we go!

How's That? Better?

[KLT]

Wanted to leave it as a surprise.....

[KLT]

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Here's BSNN.NET's Disclaimer....ROTFLOL

[PokeyJoe]

Gee thanks, now I have Fruit Loops and milk all over my keyboard ...

[Kenton]

[Shudders].... What a way to start the morning off... funny though!

[Falcon4.0]

All kidding aside. I thought these jackasses say that,
"the news isn't about us. It's about the people and events we cover"

So now these jackasses are bitching because their not sipping champaign in the Hamptons? You can bet your dupa that they will pull all stops to get a more "Cultured" person elected next time.

[steveegg]

Thanks for the puke-and-laugh.

[steveegg]

They oughta be thankful that I'm not Prez; sure they'll have seafood, but (a) they'll have to catch it, (b) there's no room service, (c) their notebooks will run out of batteries long before they leave, (d) those canoes don't have motors, (e) the mosquito population is bad enough without the odd threat of West Nile and (f) if it rains, they're going to get wet.

That having been said, 'tis time to head on vacation.

[HalfIrish]

Last I saw her, my ex-wife had that same figure.

Where'd they get the body part of that picture from?

[KLT]

Gee thanks, now I have Fruit Loops and milk all over my keyboard ...

Why should I be the only one spittin food all over the place? I wanted to share...LOL

[Corporate Law]

Bwahahahaha!!!! Much better! ;-)

[KLT]

Well steveegg...what's a morning with no puking and laughing...

[KLT]

Last I saw her, my ex-wife had that same figure.

Where'd they get the body part of that picture from?

Well, H.I. I have no idea...maybe one of the great ones from BSNN will come forward and disclose the information...

X-wife looked like that....OMG....a beached whale aye...

[KLT]

Glad you liked..Corporate Law...how'd you like their disclaimer...

[mountaineer]

Many Crawdadians turned out to mix and mingle with the likes of Claire Shipman, Terry Moran, and Helen Thomas and listen to country music as they ate Rocky Mountain Oysters

I bet Helen eats 'em raw. Probably doesn't even wait until they're "removed" from the bull.

[cav68]

Your Ex Wife