About a month ago my marital arts buddy was strip searching a guy and had him bend over. The guy had a plastic bag sticking out of his rectum. They made him pull it out and it was a golf ball size bag of crack cocaine.
It's rather common.
I wonder how many of the people who smoke that stuff know that.
I was trying to make a funny but I hear ya on things people do to hide drugs. My father works construction in NJ's prison system and he says the guards tell him stories that are downright laugh out loud but sad at the same time.
But then again I don't think crack heads are very concerned that their product be fecal matter free.
I couldn't imagine working in a prison, not even for a minute. My neighbor is a prison guard, we exchange stories.