Good luck to you. Unfortunately we got a lot of failed comedians, grouchy senior citizens, alcoholics, nicotine fiends and misfits at this website. That's all who's left ever since the animal molesters and child molesters were run off.
BTW> Are you posting from some internet cafe in Lithuania?
I am in Jacksonville, FL jockeying for a 30-day relief job at the union hall so as to be ready for court appearances in Washington DC.