OK, here's the deal: Hillary and Martha get put in the same cell and Free Republic installs an internet cam for all to view the continuing cat-fight. Unless Martha has a rolling-pin with her, Hillary will win. She's been sparring with a Big-Mac infested male for years.
Where is Howard Cosell when you need him?
Now wouldn't that be nice....think of all the fun they can have together...Uh Hum!