Posted on 08/08/2002 10:07:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
I think that I had seen his reports
He covered kindergarten sports
He had a job with that old rag, L.A. Times
But now it looks like he won't be collecting another dime
He's perusing bartcop…man, is that inane
That is a site for those insane
He attacked a…congressman
He knew that he stepped in the Clinton
Next thing he knew, his boss said to sit down
He said "Son, you are quite a clown
You have an hour to clear your desk"
The KoolAid drinker's in a mess
Oh where, oh where'd Brian Robin go
We won't miss him…I hope he knows
His wife is peeved and she can be quite a grouch
I guess that is the reason he is sleeping out on the couch
He's just one more RAT…oh, where do we begin
DNA is dripping down his chin
Rape, he thinks, by Bill is not so bad
He is proud of his gold plated kneepads
He says there never had been perjury
It's a vast right wing conspiracy
The ChiCom threat…well, that cannot be real
There never was a Loral transfer deal
It's quite all right…the late pardon of Marc Rich
And Hillary is not a bitch
Oh where, oh where'd Brian Robin go
We won't miss him…I hope he knows
His wife is peeved and she can be quite a grouch
I guess that is the reason he's been sleeping out on the couch
Whining DemocRATS…can't control themselves
SoreLoser DemocRATS…can't control themselves
The whining DemocRATS…can't control themselves
SoreLoser DemocRATS…can't control themselves
This is almost as funny as the guy who worked for the Georgia or Tennessee Department of Transportation. He was using the computer at work during business hours to log onto FreeRepublic and cause trouble. He claimed how brilliant he was and how he could defeat any FReeper. Well, the brilliant RAT got his butt fired when complaints were made to his supervisor. William Rivers Pitt, a very foolish teacher in Boston has also used his school computer during business hours to post on another RAT site. Pitt is the politically savvy RAT who claims he has not voted for Kerry because he is in Kennedy's distict. I'm not making that up. He really did say that on an FM website chatroom.
Hey Doug...
Stupid liberal Brian Robin checking in here.
It’s been a while since I perused this space. You see, I’ve been working at a better job, making more money.
In fact, in spite of Neanderthal thinking by folks like you, who think the First Amendment only applies to Ann Coulter and not all Americans, this stupid liberal had the temerity to segue from a dying newspaper to a better industry, In fact, Doug, this stupid liberal also managed to get himself on Jeopardy.
And win one game, Doug. So before I had the pleasure of watching your morally bankrupt political party make its long-awaited trek to the wilderness, I had the pleasure of winning nearly $11,000 on a show that values intellect and reading books, not banning them.
Thanks for the shout-out, Doug. It took me a while, but since you were wondering what happened, I’d clue you in.
No need to thank me. It’s my pleasure.
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