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I am half-way serious about this. This is an excellent summer project for Young Republicans. It is, of course, necessary to dress appropriately, which means scruffy attire in order to pass through their ranks. Once successfully in place, clothing can be removed to reveal Bush/Cheney 2004 t-shirts.
I am sick of protesters like this getting all the air time. I also recommend that large air-horns, of the kind that clog up sound equipment, be available and used whenever these folks start chanting, so that their words don't become sound bites for the 6PM news.