[Catspaw]

Nautical charts, to Las Vegas? ;^)

First I'll need charts down to Mobile, then it's a quick sail to the Panama Canal, then north to San Diego--and then it's a short land sail to Vegas....Friva Las Vegas....

I'll look for the 4th palm tree on my right and turn there.

[Xenalyte]

I'll look for the 4th palm tree on my right and turn there.

Dude, if you follow those directions, you'll be lost for DAYS.

It's simple. Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.