[Aracelis]

Actually, in his book the author tells a tale of lonely, disheartened Martian males looking for purpose and meaning in life - which they found after viewing the beautiful female Venusians through their telescopes. The Martians quickly built space ships to carry them to Venus, and the rest is herstory! LOL

[mlocher]

Actually, in his book the author tells a tale ...

thanks. actually i have the book. my wife says it is the best thing in the house and that it has kept our marriage together. she constantly clobbers me with it.

ps -- you have a great screen name!

[Fred Mertz]

You have a great screen name. Do you have one of those low, sloping foreheads too?

Can you give me directions to Las Vegas from Kentucky? I'm all ears...LOL

[JMJ333]

I see everyone is giving you a hard time about your screen name. I thought at first it had something to do with quilting or something to that effect, but obviously was wrong after looking it up.

Etymology: Piltdown, East Sussex, England
Date: circa 1918
: a supposedly very early hominid erroneously reconstructed from a combination of human and animal skeletal remains the latter of which were later found to have been planted by a hoaxer

It is a rather curious choice for identification, but I have seen much worse. Once we had a freeper named "textureslut." Go figure.