[MedicalMess]

Information suggested lacks serious comprehension of biology, genetics, chemistry, physics, paleology, statistics, and evolution theory and fails to utilize present known information in all these areas.
Yo dude. Get a doctorate in medicine and then sit down with a good book like Eugene. O. Wilsons', On Human Nature, or Dawkins', The Selfish Gene, or Carl Sagans', The Shadow of Ancient Ancestors. Read the Bible and take every mention of the lord or God out of the text. Then you will begin to gain real wisdom.
Sorry guy but if you pray to God to save you where no doctor can, then you failed in life twice.
If you come to me I will give you the best shot at curing the incurable just like Jesus Christ, except better. Just one problem for you. I find the cures through evolution and it works 100% of the time in predicting stealth infection where the medical profession has totally blundered. I got a pill and you got a God. My pill will beat your prayer to God 99.999% of the time.
You see with the technology we have now we can cure many diseases that have been overlooked. Surely the great majority of arthritis, autoimmune disorders, heart problems are within reach now as infection problems never seen before. To find them you must know evolution. To get treatment you must look at the evidence and understand how we predict disease through evolutionary prediction.
What this means is with the advent of a whole new field of medicine which is the study of sub-acute chronic stealth infection you are about to be given a choice. You can choose evolution and be saved or stay with your God, your contemporary physician and your sorry education and drop dead... literally.

Take my hand and be saved...
Or stay with your God and die... painfully.
Human revolution is, after all, a painful process.
Believe in what you can't see but know is there and alive, or believe in what is not there and chase phantoms and die. The majority of medicine is fraudulent phantoms, shadows of the real. If you chase the phantoms you die.

Evolution works.... always. 100% And it is my God. It allows me to do what none of you can with your God. When you get sick and no one can help you... I'll be waiting with my God and I will give you the life or death choice to make.

[Ken522]

Dear MedicalMess: That pill you were talking about - Where can I get that pill? It doesn't cost much, does it? Does it come in generic?

[ladyrustic]

Wow, what a scary post.

[Ranger Drew]

Good, Lord, Man. ...Talk about "Physician, heal thyself". ...You're a real piece of work.

[Phaedrus]

I find the cures through evolution and it works 100% of the time in predicting stealth infection where the medical profession has totally blundered. I got a pill and you got a God. My pill will beat your prayer to God 99.999% of the time.
You see with the technology we have now we can cure many diseases that have been overlooked. Surely the great majority of arthritis, autoimmune disorders, heart problems are within reach now as infection problems never seen before. To find them you must know evolution. To get treatment you must look at the evidence and understand how we predict disease through evolutionary prediction.

You have got to be kidding. "To find them you must know evolution"? Evolution predicts? The whole post is satire, right?

[billbears]

I got a pill and you got a God. My pill will beat your prayer to God 99.999% of the time.

No, it won't