[Eala]

the Archbishop of Canterbury is a druid and needs to be excommunitated.

Arrgh!

1. You have insulted druids. 0.5 :-)
2. He, and his selected successor, are working hard at their own ex-communication from the worldwide Anglican Communion (at least the non-English speaking portion, which has for a LONG time been much larger than the Anglophonic element).

[Khepera]

Could I add run out of town on a rail?
Can I add tar?
Can I add feathers?

That would tickle me!