[Miss Marple]

I don't think Helen goes to Crawford, but yes indeedy, photos of her with her makeup oozing down her face would be most welcome! Ha!

[A Citizen Reporter]

"I don't think Helen goes to Crawford,"

Well, wait just a dog-gone second. If Helen doesn't go to Crawford......where does she go for the entire month of August? Don't tell me she takes a vacation? Does she have a beat we don't know about?