Jail and lashes for bestial teenager (Camel humping in Saudi Arabia)

Arab News ^ | today | Saqar Al-Amry

[Rodney King]

Jail and lashes for bestial teenager By Saqar Al-Amry, Arab News Staff

JEDDAH, 5 August — A court in northern Saudi Arabia has sentenced a Nigerian teenager to six months in jail and 240 lashes for having sex with a camel.

Dr. Eisa Abdullah Al-Ghaith, a judge at a summary court in Tabuk, told Arab News that the court found the 17-year-old boy guilty of "having tried to have sexual relations with a camel."

But the camel’s owner said the young Nigerian "got into his farm and had sex" with the dromedary. The teenager was arrested by police while he was trying to have sex with one of the camels.

The teenager confessed before the court that he intended to have sex with the camel. Ghaith said the lashes will be administered in six installments of 40 lashes each with an interval of seven days.

[Rodney King]

I thought the camel humpers approved of camel humping.

[camle]

I do wish you guys would stop posting this!:-)

[neutrino]

No, that's a right reserved for the mo-slime clergy...in honor of mohammed...

[tracer]

Doesn't nayone recognize an Al Qaeda initiation when they hear of one??

[wimpycat]

The teenager was arrested by police while he was trying to have sex with one of the camels.

What, did they catch him trying to set up the stepladder?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Is the dromedary one hump or two?

[Billthedrill]

I have an alibi.

[Dakmar]

"I'd walk a mile for a camel!", the defendant was overheard telling a bailiff.

[Dakmar]

He didn't get that far.

[bear24]

This begs for a line about Bill and Hill!!!!

[hchutch]

Does this qualify for a "hold muh beer" alert?

[wimpycat]

What if the camel was sitting down when the kid "tried", and suddenly the camel decided to stand up? OUCH!

[TADSLOS]

"Wait! No! Don't whip him!! He told me that he loves me!!"

[chachacha]

the court found the 17-year-old boy guilty of "having tried to have sexual relations

This is a problem that can only be resolved by Bill Clinton. He should be called immediately and asked to tell the court just what Sexual Relations is.

[Chi-townChief]

"Camel humping in Saudi Arabia"

Remember what Maria Muldaur said in "Midnight at the Oasis": "Send your camel to bed."

[4Freedom]

They're not upset that he wanted to hump a camel. They're upset about whose camel he wanted to hump.

That was Prince Sayed's girl.

[YaYa123]

Well, if you insist!

He should have looked the judges straight in the eye, pointed his finger in their faces, and said, "I was not having sex with that camel."
Poor little pervert..he just hasn't learned to lie.

Of course, he could have said, it was dark and he thought it was his girlfriend

[camle]

methinks I'd best leave. you folks are getting a bit too much....

[CJ Wolf]

He did this only after receiving spam indicating that if he deposited 2 million of sperm in the camel the camel would then in turn be able release 20 million into his account for helping. Of course he never saw his 20 million...

[Billthedrill]

Here's to the Egyptian camel,
Who's more amorous than one thinks.
When his passions overcame his emotions,
He tried intercourse with the Sphinx.
Now, the Sphinx's exterior posterior
Rests on the shifting sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel's back,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

It is exceedingly difficult to recite this while drunk, but the local constabulary continue to refuse to use it for sobriety testing...