I've got some fightin' words for Bubba

New York Post ^ | 8/04/02 | LINDA STASI

[ECM]

Yes, the Marines are looking for GOOD men.

Seems to me that would disqualify ol' Bill right off the bat.

[raisincane]

Bubba is not eligible for the Marines, they want GOOD men.

[kattracks]

Right, and the Tub O' Lard wouldn't make it past the first 15 minutes of boot anyway.

[Feckless]

The American military wouldn't want him. Military service builds character but there has to be at least a spark to start with.

Nobody wants a fat, lazy, lying private. If they make him an officer it would make fragging en vouge again. He couldn't wipe a good NCO's butt.

[Uncle Bill]

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[PGalt]

Thanks for the reminder. What a lyin', vote whore'n -for "It Takes a Criminal" POS.

[Lucky]

It's so nice this appeared in the New York Post, it sounds like one of our rants.

[yendu bwam]

Please - don't destroy the Marines.

[norton]

I have finally found a topic for which I am forced to self censor, therefore, no post follows.

[THX 1138]

What a slob. What a cheap circus barker. What a horrible little man.

[proudofthesouth]

Oh, I don't know. They might be able to finally make a MAN of him! (Sarcasm)

[wife-mom]

Thanks for refreshing my memory on why I hated that SOB for eight years. I may forget occasionally but I will never forgive.

[cubreporter]

Nothing could ever destroy the Marines and certainly not that draft dodger!

[oyez]

I'd pay good money to see him wash out in front of a GSGT. Hartman type of guy. I wonder what knickname he would pickup, sinkboy, maybe?

[oyez]

PVT Sinkboy, yeah. I like.

[El Gato]

He couldn't wipe a good NCO's butt.

Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. The same is true of most "butter bars" and I was one once upon a time (and it seems like in a Galaxy far away, but in reality it was less than 3 miles from where I sit as I type this. My work even took me back into the same building I was in then. If I hadn't known it was the same building from the number on the outside, I'd never have recognized the place)

OTOH, just think how much pleasure it would give some DI running him through OCS , and then failing to "pass" him. Wouldn't want him staining up the Corps, or any other service, including mine. :)

[Thumper1960]

Bubba could start by joining the effort to clear anti-personnel mines from any variety of places throughout the world.......by hand.

Hell, I'd go into debt to buy the ticket for him to go!

[MissAmericanPie]

Whoa Linda!! What a great read Lady. I'll have to start checking the Post for editorials by her.