[Aquinasfan]

"Oh, socialization is not a problem. I take him into the bathroom once a week, beat him up, and take his lunch money."

P-schoolers need a sharp blow to the head to snap them out of their comas. I'm all in favor of this tactic, and my wife's dying to use this line.

[TontoKowalski]

I'm glad you like the line. As I stated, I picked it up from another poster here on FR. I'd love to give credit, but I can't remember who.

You must post the reaction to the "slappee" when your wife tosses this out the first time. In general, she can expect a cross between a dear in the headlights and a dead-fish slack-jawed gape.