DFUSONG: I Love Lucy (Bill Moyers - drunk driver) 8-2-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - I LOVE LUCY

See Bill Moyes…man, ain't this sweet
He was weaving all down the street

'Cause with the sauce he was messin'
That's enough of his PBS'in

He is high as a kite again…with Vita-meata-vegamin
But he won't pay, his liberal

Hey, Bill…I'd like to see
A little…rubber hose treatment and then have them throw away the key

[doug from upland]

Head's up to the growing ping list. Unlike stocks, it has grown 50% in the last week.

[Tony in Hawaii]

Bill Moyers? That guy makes me laugh. He's PBS's resident moral authority, after being LBJ's chief hatchet man. Priceless.

[Paul Atreides]

[rockfish59]

'Peed muh pants!'
Now let's see some equal justice!
I'll probably pay more for the speeding ticket I got than he will for his DUI!

Fat Ted will probably 'put a word in' for him, ey?

[The Raven]

Guess he wasn't paying much attention when he did the "recovery" documentary on his son.

Love that keyword list., DFU!!

[doug from upland]

Spell check is your friend. M-O-Y-E-R-S.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the pict. Perhaps that might inspire another song when I get home tonight.

[dutchess]

Good one Doug... Your ping list is indeed growing and glad to see I'm back at #1. Take that StarFan! :^)

Doug - Does Mrs. DFU realize two freeper babes are fighting over you??? LOL!

[doug from upland]

Mrs. DFU does not particularly like my political activity, although we certainly agree politically. She has warned me that she won't bail me out if I get arrested during a FReep. If you fight over me, she'll never know the difference; she's busy quilting. This may be an embarrassing admission, but for the last three years, I've actually driven her all over freaking Southern California on the Quilters' Run.