[Guillermo]

OK, you win. They're one in the same.

(There's just no reasoning with some people)

[toenail]

"There's just no reasoning with some people."

Yes, there is, and I'm trying to reason with you. You said you don't know his positions on lifelong nannyism. There's a simple cure for that: look. It's not difficult.

[Note: also, it's not really "cradle-to-grave" -- it's "prenatal-to-grave".]

[toenail]

Here's as good a place to start as any.