[knighthawk]

Yes. Maybe a nice addition of the Afroman song:

I amlost got our child killed because I got high
I left it in the car in the heat while I got high
It almost got fried and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

A police officer rescued it while I got high
They took it to the doctor who saved her life while I got high
I couldn't care for it and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high
'Cos I got high

Now I will face the judge because I got high
They are going to take away my child because I got high
But I can't care for all that and I know why (why man) yeah hey
'Cos I rather get high
'Cos I rather get high
'Cos I rather get high
'Cos I rather get high

[Wolfie]

Here in the U.S., mothers leave their kids in cars to die while they get their hair done. We're so much more civilized over here.

[4Freedom]

Sounds like you've got a hit there, knighthawk. ;^)

[jayef]

Cute. Here's mine:

I busted my wife in the mouth, because i got drunk
wouldn't let her leave the house, because i got drunk
I'm pickling my liver and I smell like a skunk,

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk

Got in a fight at the bar, because i got drunk
went right out and wrecked my car, because i got drunk
now i lost my licence and i am such a punk

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk

I was gonna go to work, but i got drunk
can't wait to tell my boss he's a jerk, when i am drunk
can't get of the government sauce and i'm hooked on this junk

because I got drunk
because I got drunk
because I got drunk