[Jonathon Spectre]

A 40-year-old laborer is on trial in New Jersey in a groundbreaking case experts say could clear the way for the prosecution of anyone who lets a drunken driver get behind the wheel.

Prosecute everyone! Everyone everywhere! Somehow everyone is responsible for everything everyone else is doing! I, myself, am responsible for the Ted Bundy murders!

Good God.

[ASP]

I, myself, am responsible for the Ted Bundy murders! Thank GOD you're finally coming forward and taking responsibilty! However..fret not. Your uncle is guilty for not having known your savage propensitites and for then not stopping you before you became responsible for Ted Bundy's serial murders. Your uncle, not you, should be sent to the electric chair. No. Wait a minute. You KNEW your uncle was ignorant of your guilt in Bundy's murders, so you should have alerted him so he could take actions to stop you. I bet you had a hand in the Crucifixtion, too. And I've been meaning to talk to you about my bad haircut.

[Drew68]

I, myself, am responsible for the Ted Bundy murders!

Haven't you heard? Pornography was responsible for Ted Bundy's murders. While not everyone who views pornography becomes a serial killer has yet to be explained.