[mlocher]

comrades, theory of relativity, written by mao zedung himself, give chinese leadership right to change policy any time it pleases to keep you chained to state. no abolutes in life. all your pi-mesons and electrons belong to us.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Aryan physics and Yellow Aryans come to mind.

"If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew."