Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts dealer say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo"?
A. "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. Why don't Yugos sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Yugo passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Yugo?
A. Park it between two 914s.
For one of the worst looking autos was the Morris Minor. It might be called a birth control vehicle. Nobody would have sex with the driver of one of those.