Dial up peace and love with 'phone shui'

CNN ^ | july 28 2002

[2Trievers]

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Job hassles got you down? Relationships causing problems?

Don't despair -- salvation could be just a new mobile phone tone away, according to the principles of "phone shui."

The 21st century take on the ancient Chinese art of feng shui promises "all good things" to those who put the art of harmonious living to use through the omnipresent earpiece.

[wku man]

You've got to be kidding.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[2Trievers]

feng shui = phone shui = plastic surgery (i.e., rearranging all your body parts to accomodate the art of harmonious living ) LOL &;-)

[2Trievers]

surgery = surgershui

[mhking]

feng shui = phone shui = plastic surgery (i.e., rearranging all your body parts to accomodate the art of harmonious living )

"Better living through plastic surgery..."

[2Trievers]

Sorta like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic! &;-)

[What Is Ain't]

while a blue phone with a frog or fish logo could help those looking for a life of riches.

Couldn't I just tape a $1 dollar bill to my cell phone?

[2Trievers]

Or use that dollar to buy a lottery ticket. &;-)

[Drango]

I'm a "phone shui" consultant. If anyone needs some excellent advices, please Freepmail me your credit card number.

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[2Trievers]

Brilliant! ... a Capitalist is born every minute! ROFLOL &;-)

[Drango]

One of the resons I'm consider a world class expert in "phone shui" is my comprehensive approach. I work with your TOTAL system not just your phone. How does your modem feel? Is your RJ-11 violated? Are your wires crossed?

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