Minnelli confirms reality show

BBC News ^ | 07/26/2002

[brat]

"horrified fascination." LOL I like that!

[stands2reason]

That would be called (and, like Dave Barry, I'm not making this up) a Peter Pan collar. It was traditionally worn by young schoolchildren.

[F16Fighter]

"Is there anyone here who will actually watch this? I can't imagine it.

Are you kidding?

America is all pumped up about watching the eventuality of Liza popping dozens of pills at a time while washing then down with a fifth of Johnny Walker Black, OR the high probability of "hubby" conveniently forgeting the cameras are rolling as he engages in transvestite sex with a couple of reeaaly mean African pigmies....

[Lilly]

re: Post 23

EEeeeeeeewwww!

Now that was downright icky!
But not as icky as those pictures.
EEEKKK!

[csvset]

“We’re hoping to have people like Dr Dre...

Perhaps Dre and Lisa will sing Dre's hit,

"B*tches Ain't S**t"

B*tches ain't s**t but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the d**k
Get's the f**k out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Orual]

“We’re hoping to have people like "Dr Dre, Mary J Bilge, Usher, Alan Jackson," Gest said.

I've already programmed my VCR. Anyone want a copy?

[JessicaDragonet]

A "behind the curtain" look at the downside of being rich and famous.

[F16Fighter]

B*tches ain't s**t but hoes and tricks...

A retirement home in the 'hood', circa 2050: "Honey how sweet -- they're playing our song!"

[Guillermo]

That is an absolute freakshow.

[JulieRNR21]

A person's trash quotient has nothing to do with income, as the wedding photo dramatically illustrates.

Agreed.....BTW....you have a wonderful name....wasn't he a character in a book or movie? Please share the origin of your name.

[Paul Atreides]

Is there anyone here who will actually watch this?

Surely, you jest. Liza probably has as big a following, among homosexual men, as her mother. I can imagine every hairdresser, designer, drag queen, etc. will be glued to the television when this show airs.

[Palladin]

Yes, people will watch. As someone (?) once said: "There is no underestimating the intelligence of the American public".

Besides, we may get to see Elizabeth Taylor croak while choking on a chicken leg.

[tinacart]

Last week I was listening to a local radio show, and someone called in and said that YES, it is true Mikey's nose falls off (a prosthetic?). He said that he has a friend that was involved in a video Mikey was making, and they were in a production meeting or something like that, Mikey walked in and sat down, and his nose fell off. He grabbed it and adjusted it. He said everyone's reaction was just to look away and act as if nothing had occurred. GROSS!

[Palladin]

That is disgusting. All of these people...Minnelli, Jackson, et al...are disgusting. But their agents must be terrific, to keep getting them jobs, when they are so devoid of talent, of grace, of humanity.

[TontoKowalski]

I'm somewhat abashed to admit that the origin of my name is a vulgar joke that someone told me a long time ago.

Were I to go into more detail, I would risk being banned.

[JulieRNR21]

I'm somewhat abashed to admit that the origin of my name is a vulgar joke that someone told me a long time ago. Were I to go into more detail, I would risk being banned.

Now that you have tweaked my memory banks....I do recall that there was a joke with that name.

Unfortunately, the details escape me.....probably just as well....LOL

[dighton]

As someone (?) once said ...

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." -- H.L. Mencken.

[Palladin]

Ah, yes, Mencken.

Another reason the show will have an audience:

"Ther's a sucker born every minute". PT Barnum