Yeah, nobody eats there...its too crowded.
The guy who wrote this is a snob. He spends 17 paragraphs describing what a menace the Olive Garden is. But in one paragraph he actually tried the food and didn't think it was half bad.
Actually, half of it IS bad, the other half is bland.
My bitch with them is that they give you the bum's rush when you sit down, hoping to turn your table in 20 minutes. I HATE being rushed while I'm trying to enjoy half-terrible, half-bland food.