[CatoRenasci]

German with a goodly bit of Brit Isles Party Mix thrown in

Well, you know the old sayings:

Hell is a place where the politicians are French, the police German and the cooks English. and

Heaven is a place where the politicans are German, the police English and the cooks French.

[hellinahandcart]

I heard that one a bit differently.

In heaven, the French are the cooks, the Italians are the lovers, the British are the police, the Germans are the engineers and the Swiss run the trains.

In hell, the British are the cooks, the Swiss are the lovers, the Germans are the police, the French are the engineers, and the Italians run the trains...

[SoothingDave]

Heaven is an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook and a Japanese wife.

Hell is a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook and an American wife.

SD

[RepoGirl]

Hell is a place where the politicians are French, the police German and the cooks English. and
Heaven is a place where the politicans are German, the police English and the cooks French.

Hee! I like that.

Isn't there something also about hell having swiss mechanics and Italian bankers, and heaven having the opposite?