[dighton]

Own-goal bump.

[BlueLancer]

"I was busy flickin' chickens
And I was lookin' through the pickin's,
When suddenly these goyim break down my walls;
Well, I didn't even known them
But they grabbed me by the scrotum,
And they started playing ping-pong with my balls.

Oh, the agony ...
Oh, the shame ...
To make my privates public for a game?"

History of the World, Part I
(The Inquisition)

[Orual]

Both deny having an explosive substance with intent to endanger life and doing an act with intent to cause an explosion.

Clutching his, uh, damaged parts with his bloody stumps, Mr. Griffiths was heard to remark, "Something must have been wrong with the directions."