[Shermy]

Ping.

[Poohbah]

I thought Hillary went in for flying monkeys.

Why'd she Arkanicide her flying squid?

[dead]

It's the driving squid I worry about.

[tracer]

It's a sad commentary on our society that these magnificant squids have to wash up on the beach because nobody will rent them rooms.....

[Jagdgewehr]

I wonder what effect this will have on the skipjack and yellow fin bite? I heard the albacore bite is wide open now.

[steveo]

officials are concerned that the squids' ink may be unhealthy.

And the rotting flesh isn't unhealthy?

"Do you smell it? It's the smell, the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly" -Mr. Krabs

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Giant Flying Squid

The airlines tried to charge them for two tickets and they couldn't afford it.

This is proof that getting through airport security takes too long.

[ASA Vet]

[Catspaw]

I was wondering where Sidney Blumethal had been hiding. Thanks for solving that mystery.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Same odor as if you opened Rosie O'Donuts undergarment dresser drawer

[pabianice]

Are they clutching butterfly ballots in their tentacles? Clearly some disenfranchised voters for Gore...

[weegee]

Didn't Godzilla fight a Giant Flying Squid in "Godzilla 2000"?

[cannonball]

OK, I just can't resist. The title "Jumbo Flying Squid" lead me to believe this thread was about a large Naval aviator.

[weegee]

Moose and Flying Squid:

[RonDog]

The jumbo flying squid, known by their scientific name Dosidicus gigas...

Giga-ping!

[Thinkin' Gal]

D*mn cephalopods.