[pyx]

Does anyone else think it oddly poetic that the only defense the child killing vermin can come up with, is the testimony of maggots?

I think you must mean "ironic" and inspite of the Disneyfication of insects like crickets, maggots don't actually take the stand and testify.

[archy]

I think you must mean "ironic" and inspite of the Disneyfication of insects like crickets, maggots don't actually take the stand and testify.

True, though they frequently offer opening and closing arguments to juries.

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