[Corporate Law]

"....I ate it more often than not because I was single, it was quick and I’m not a very good cook," Barber said in an interview with Foxnews.com.

Another poster child for the Democrats: "I am lazy and stupid, therefore someone owes me." They need to suspend the license of his pinhead lawyer as well.

[flushed with pride]

Where's Johnny Cochoran? Where's Jerrold Nadler (aka Jabba the Hutt)? Where's Henry Waxman? I need a payday, dammit! Get me into that plaintiff's class any way you can, guys!
I need to be saved from the Big Cholesterol/Republican cartel and I need the government to do it for me!(sarcasm/off)