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DFU SONG: I Fought the Law (poor Feingold fights Hillary) 7-22-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^
| 7-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 07/22/2002 5:01:12 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - I FOUGHT THE LAW
I regret that it began…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I know she could kick my can…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
Perhaps I'll move to Japan…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I must come up with a plan…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
She's Satan's Daughter, after all…and I am no Tarzan
You do not cross Hillary…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
It's safer in Pakistan…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I would get caught if I ran… I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
She's Satan's Daughter, after all…and I am no Tarzan
You do not cross Hillary…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
She's Satan's Daughter, after all…and I am no Tarzan
You do not cross Hillary…I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
I fought the *itch, I'm a dead man
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: arkanside; getlifeinsurance; lifeisworthless; poorruss; satansdaughter
To: All
To: doug from upland
Don't feel too sorry for Feingold. He's a little weasel.
To: doug from upland
Glad so see you again... Regards - Dutchess (P.S. loved this as I do all your parodies!)
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posted on
07/22/2002 5:48:45 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess
Thanks. I've been here all along. :)
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To: doug from upland
I don't know why I can't find them. Please add me to a ping list cause I love your songs.
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posted on
07/22/2002 6:16:46 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess; StarFan
Do I have a ping list? Okay, you're on it, dutchess.
Oh, that's right. StarFan is on it and gets mad if I don't ping her. Ping, ping, ping.
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
Good one! Just out of curiousity, does Hitlary cast a shadow and does her reflection appear in mirrors? I am thinking Lich (from my D&D Days)
To: Caligirl for Bush
The shadow is wide and squatty. The reflection is indescribably hideous.
To: doug from upland
Just sent by fax to Hillary at her NY and DC offices along with the message:
For your enjoyment. The tune is I FOUGHT THE LAW by the Bobby Fuller Four. By the way, Hillary, we are not going to rest until all Americans know that your husband raped Juanita Broaddrick and you helped cover it up. Shame on you. (in case any of you want to send letters of encouragement to dear Hillary)
DC OFFICE FAX 202.228.0282
NY OFFICE FAX 212.688.7444
To: doug from upland
Hmm! Medusa then but I do hate insulting Mythological critters like that!
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