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To: AntiJen
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
83 posted on 07/22/2002 5:43:43 AM PDT by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6; MistyCA
Hey, tom...... How are ya today???? I see that they have the kissing booth all set up for ya. Just a suggestion, maybe you should have Misty get her super duper perfume gun out and shoot ya with it before you head over to the booth. Just a suggestion! *giggle* (((HUG)))


85 posted on 07/22/2002 5:52:11 AM PDT by SassyMom
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