Guo Weimin, deputy director of the Hunan Provincial Archaeological Institute, said: "Upon closer exmanation it was discovered that these were actually ancient expired WorldCom warrants @ $50.00.".
Rumor has it that one of the bamboo shoots records a high financial official in one of the Emperor's favorite companies admitting that profits had been vastly overstated on most of the other bamboo shoots.
Guo Weimin, deputy director of the Hunan Provincial Archaeological Institute, said: "Upon closer exmanation it was discovered that these were actually 20,000 fortune cookie fortunes that all said 'That wasn't chicken!'".
Certified by the Han Der San accountants.