[cherrycapital]

I suspect breast pumps were invented before the child-snatching Gestapo was invented.

[gcruse]

 
I suspect breast pumps were invented
before the child-snatching Gestapo was invented.

I suspect children were disappeared
before the CPS was invented.

[Catspaw]

I suspect breast pumps were invented before the child-snatching Gestapo was invented.

So were fingers.

I'd suggest your friend use them before she gets mastitis.