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DFU SONG: Down Under (Charlotte Dawson song) 7-18-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 7-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/18/2002 4:48:31 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - DOWN UNDER

Charlotte is a cute Aussie who's hot
She was at the bar and doing shooters
There is a man who is a real scumbag
She caught him staring at her hooters

Bill told her, "Yes, I'm known as the x-42
It's babes like you that I plunder
My thing's small but I have a big desk
That is the place that I'd like you under"

She said, "I have heard all about you
Oh, yes, you are known as the Sinkmaster
You really had screwed up your country
Historians will call you a real disaster"

Bill told her, "Yes, I'm known as the x-42
It's babes like you that I plunder
My thing's small but I have a big desk
That is the place that I'd like you under"

(musical break)

He then asked if she'd like to play
And then said, "We'll have fun aplenty"
He smiled as he took off the wrapper
"Please meet Mr. Arturo Fuente"

Bill told her, "Yes, I'm known as the x-42
It's babes like you that I plunder
My thing's small but I have a big desk
That is the place that I'd like you under"

"Yes, I'm known as the x-42
It's babes like you that I will plunder
My thing's small but I have a big desk
That is the place that I'd like you under"

"Yes, I'm known as the x-42
It's babes like you that I plunder
My thing's small but I have a desk
That is the place that I'd like you under"


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aussie; hotstuff; pervert; rapist; scumbag; sinkmaster; traitor
You may post appropriate pictures here.
1 posted on 07/18/2002 4:48:31 PM PDT by doug from upland
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REFERENCE THREAD
2 posted on 07/18/2002 4:52:49 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

3 posted on 07/18/2002 5:43:07 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: doug from upland

4 posted on 07/18/2002 5:49:25 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Outstanding. Thanks, Paul. Now, how about a real pict of the babe? Maybe him trying to hand her a cigar or him staring at her hooters?
5 posted on 07/18/2002 6:15:33 PM PDT by doug from upland
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6 posted on 07/18/2002 6:51:51 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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7 posted on 07/18/2002 6:55:31 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Paul Atreides
I guess that does it nicely.
8 posted on 07/18/2002 7:02:58 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Slyfox
Oh, my. Sinkmaster wouldn't really do it. Would he?
9 posted on 07/18/2002 7:04:00 PM PDT by doug from upland
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10 posted on 07/18/2002 7:34:25 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: doug from upland
It's a chick ain't it?
11 posted on 07/18/2002 7:44:12 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: StarFan
Heads up.
12 posted on 07/18/2002 8:54:53 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: dutchess
Ping. This was a fun one.
13 posted on 07/24/2002 8:59:44 AM PDT by doug from upland
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