[aShepard]

causes the Honda to lose 0-60 and 1/4 mi to the Subaru WRX,

Subaru will beat 5.3sec to 60mph????

Not in the specs I've seen.

[Palmetto]

Subaru will beat 5.3sec to 60mph????

Typical 0-60 for the S2000 is about 5.8 sec. Typical for the WRX is 5.6 sec.

Again, I'm talking bone stock here.