No time for this at work, but here's a start. Anyone can run with this if they want:
BUG MAN
sung to the tune of TAX MAN by the Beatles
Let me tell you how it could be
2/2 says you
16 says me
'Cause I'm the Bug Man
Yeah, I'm the Bug Man
And now I'm making myself laugh, because what's a more appropriate source of inspiration for a Bug Man song parody than the Beatles?