Better for them to give me their Prime Rib than to dogs which they didn't own. Somehow the concept of what the purpose of doggy bags are really for is much more difficult for them to understand than the explanation I gave. Oh, and they bowed when they handed me the bags.
p.s. I'm watching Pearl Harbor on cable right now. According to this flick, the whole purpose of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was so Ben Affleck could eventually get to boink Kate Beckinsale.