Baily's works for me. But, if it's hot weather--I'll take a Malibu and Pineapple. Someone suggested using Bacardi 151 because of its flamability. People--this is all wrong. Bacardi is better when mixed with some iced cold Coca-cola--or lime, mint and sugar for a mojito. GEL-IGNITE would be better for flaming this doof's nards.
I showed this link to a non-freeper friend of mine and he had a good question. Do you think PETA will get all up in arms about this?