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CCC, there's an article at www.sfgate.com! Go forth and post! : )

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Dishonorable Mention, Vile Pun category:

"This is a story of twin Siamese kittens, or, more specifically, of their shared appendage; it is a tail of two kitties.''

David Bubenik, Palo Alto

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Rephah Berg strikes a pose with the source of her prize-winning motif -- rolls of toilet paper. San Francisco Chronicle photo by Craig Lee