[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHA!! Your mom has found the solution to passenger angst. Not feeling in control of your surroundings? Bring Spam and duct-tape. Mygawd, that's brilliant!!!

[sonofdemnomo]

the weird thing is no security guy has asked about the duct-tape. They are suspicious about the Spam. She and my Dad sing the Spam song while they dump it into the bowl. It drives me nuts.