My Mom won't get on an airplane without a tupperbowl full of Spam and some duct tape. She says Spam is a pork product that Muslims definitely don't want around them. The duct tape is in case someone needs to be restrained. One time a security guy reached into her bag and pulled out the Spam. He opened it up and just about evacuated SFO because of the stink. It smelled gross. Mom says she might need the protein because she's diabetic. The guy gave her a funny look. He let her and her Spam on the plane.