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From UCANSEE2's collection of DAW thread goodies:

OFFICIAL DW TRIAL THREAD GLOSSARY

ACQUAINTANCE - Someone you know and haven't considered having over for sex.

BARBED - Having reached the point of being too hot to handle for either the prosecution OR the defense.

BEETLEMANIA -

CAPED OUTFIT - An ensemble including, but not limited to black catsuit, invisible cloak and ruby slippers accessorized with dust rag and febreze. When donning this ensemble the wearer will have special powers which include the ability to be stealth, hide in extremely cluttered closets, levitate, and clean entire rooms in an amazingly short amount of time.

CONVERSATE, CONVERSATING - To speak with another person whether or not they are speaking to you.

DUSEKED - to have your fragile house of prosecutorial cards collapse when your witness is FELDMANIZED

FAULKERNIZED - a natural process whereby maggots destroy a month's worth of court testimony in two hours.

FELDMANIZED - Judicially castrated; having reduced a reasonably intelligent witness to a blithering blob with the coherence of Rain Man and the believability of x42; usually accompanied by rhythmic thumping of DA's head on table. See DUSEKED.

FIRECRACKERS - A bunch of noise and sparks, a little fire, but mostly smoke, and then after a while, they are gone.

FISHES-AND-LOAVES PIZZA - A seeming unending supply of pizza. Can be bought at NOON on a Friday, and it will feed a family of 5, then will feed the same family of 5 + 2 more guests until 8:30pm, then will feed Mom,Dad, and four guests around 2am Saturday Morning.

FRIEND- Someone you have or are considering inviting over for sex.

GRACEFULL - full of self-importance (as in Nancy Grace), much to the annoyance of others

HELLOCINATING - the Swing Set's delusional belief that everyone they met wanted to come home with them.

HTML CODE SHRIEKING/ CODE SHRIEK - repeated use of large, colorful fonts in posts. To the annoyance of some, the amusement of others, and the bafflement of newbies.

IMMACULATE ABDUCTION - The kidnapping of Danielle Van Dam by an unknown (alias STEALTH NINJA DAVE), who broke into a locked house, which had alarms, and a dog, and a father and three children inside. He kidnapped the young female, while drunk, carried her out of the house, flew her to his motorhome (see CAPED OUTFIT), and murdered her. While in the house, he left no prints, no DNA, no hairs, no fibers, not one piece of evidence he was ever there, and neither the dog, the father, nor the two other children ever noticed anyone had been in their house and walked past their open bedroom doors.

INSECTOPHILE - To be conversant in life cycles and mating of obscure insects, sprinkled with multi-syllabic terms from college-level biology and meteorology. Caused by prolonged exposure to a BUG GUY.

INTIMATE FRIEND - Someone you have had over for sex.

NEVER-ENDING JOINT - A rolled cigarette of marijuana (wackyweed) that can be smoked by four people at 8:30pm , then smoked by four or more people several times in the parking lot of a bar, then can still be smoked by six people in a garage , at 2 in the morning. (Save the roach!)

PIZZA-EATERS - Usually a group of five or more of guests and/or family members that is customarily needed to eat a never-ending pizza. See: FISHES-AND-LOAVES PIZZA

PIZZA PARTY - After coming home from the bar at 2am with friends, new friends, total strangers, you head to the garage for PIZZA. (PIZZA, a.k.a. drugs, sex)

PREMATURE ACCUSATION - An arrest by police of a suspect before they have done investigative work on all of the evidence which might indicate which suspect is the most likely perpetrator.

RECREATE - (1)To relax, rusticate.
(2)Visit Silver Strand Park

SCAPECOAT - the jacket owned by DW with a spot of Danielle's DNA on it.

STEALTH NINJA DAVE - (1)David A. Westerfield
(2)To possess the ability to drink large quantites of rum & Coke or other alcoholic beverage, do a shot, and then sneak into a house full of people and dog and abduct a child. See: IMMACULATE ABDUCTION.

SLUTJACKALS - (1)a bisexually aggressive female type species, without scruples, restraint, or moral fiber. Willing to settle for anything that satisfies basal desires and is in any way considered momentarily convenient.
(2)Masters of deceit, sinister, cold-hearted, savage creatures which prey upon ambushing unsuspecting neighbors.

SWING-SET - For those who don't like playing in the sand box. Usually a set of six, who share the set and enjoy highs and lows.

SWINGER-SIX a.k.a. PIZZA-EATERS - Brenda, Barbara, Denise, Larry, Mo and Curly

THREADHOUND - Someone who sits on the threads all day, and howls and yells at anyone that won’t agree with them.

VAN DAM DAMN VAN - a blue van used in Damon Van Dam's wild ride through all the probable dump sites for Danielle's body on the weekend of Feb 16th. Although Damon does not report having found the body that weekend, the flies did. Now missing in action.

VAN-DAMNED-IF-I-KNOW - A poster who joins mid-thread and mid-trial and has less than a thimbleful of information, but spouts off anyway.