[gcruse]

I can't speak for the rest, but I'm tired of giving away everything I own every five years.

[yendu bwam]

Maybe you should try Greeklawyer's friend's solution!

[BikerTrash]

...but I'm tired of giving away everything I own every five years.

Someone once said, "Instead of getting married again I'm gonna find some woman I hate and buy her a house." Or something along those lines.

For some reason I think it was Waylon Jennings who said this, but could be wrong.