[Vidalia]

Tis the stench of Federal Union asses with jobs for life lighting farts to scare the elderly and the infirmed...BEFORE they even get in line to be abused.

[Paul Atreides]

Well, AlBore WAS detained twice....

It sounds as if the "let it rip" strategy isn't working so well.

[boris]

This is not news. My understanding is that lack of security in the food-service chain was the reason most airlines discontinued serving meals except on the longest flights.

What am I missing here? I don't fly much but I distinctly remember such stories immediately post 9/11.

--Boris