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To: mommya; All

This song parody is done...without attempt at humor...but with solemn disgust at the ability of many to avoid the necessary sharp edge sword of justice.......and accountability for their actions.....FresnoDA


Led Zeppelin (FDA)
Stairway to Heaven (A Love Shack North of Poway)

A LOVE SHACK NORTH OF POWAYVan Dam home close up (click to enlarge)

(Slow/Ballad)

There's a swinger who's sure all in
Pow-way is hers.
And she's build-ing a love shack up in Sab-er!!
And when she builds it, she knows
If the bars are all closed.
With one word she can invite those, who want more.
Ooooooooooooooh. And she's build-ing a love shack north of Poway

There's a sign on the wall
Please not smoking, allowed.
Cause you know sometimes smokers
Don't have ashtrays.
Two homes down, cross the street, there's a man, bring your meat.
He has money and a hobby in the desert...
Oooooooh, it makes her horny.
Oooooooh, it makes her horny.

There's a feeling they get
When the hot tub is wet.
And she's serving up one pizza for the evening.
Groups of friends, you might see,
Come and go, as they please.
And the voices of those who stand by simply watching.

Oooooh, it makes her horny.
Oooooh, it really makes her horny.

And it's rumored that soon
She will darken the room.
And the visitors will all get down to business.
And the night, it will spawn, squeals of passion til dawn.
And the players they will tire from, the action.

And it makes her horny.

(Slightly faster!)

If there's a rustle in your side yard
Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a faulty uh-larm sensor....
Yes there are two doors you can go through.
But if they blink at you!!!
There is no need to check the meaning.......

And it makes her horny.

Your head is buzzing as the joint glows
In case you can't blow.
The swingers ask you to join them.
Hey Barb-ra can you hear my man call
I hope you will go...
The stairway leads to his wa-ter-bed...

FAST/GUITAR SOLO!!!

vanDamshousefront.jpg (17639 bytes)But in our house without a soul....GUITAR SOLO!!!
Our secret never to be told...GUITAR SOLO!!!
In walks a man who claims to know..GUITAR SOLO!!!
The meaning of the words she wrote....GUITAR SOLO!!!(DHP)
A plea for Dad to get control...GUITAR SOLO!!!
And if you listen very well...GUITAR SOLO!!!
The home in Poway is like hell....GUITAR SOLO!!!
To satisfy their wicked lust...GUITAR SOLO!!!
(Screamed!) At an expense, a priceless costttttttttttt......

(Slowly)

And she's build-ing

a love shack

north of Poway.......


272 posted on 07/12/2002 11:16:30 AM PDT by FresnoDA
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To: FresnoDA
And it's rumored that soon She will darken the room. And the visitors will all get down to business. And the night, it will spawn, squeals of passion til dawn. And the players they will tire from, the action.

LOLOLOL! FDA...you did not issue the obligaotry coke-spew alert!

You really have outdone yourself on this one. I sang the whole song!

284 posted on 07/12/2002 11:38:57 AM PDT by Mrs.Liberty
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To: FresnoDA
And she's build-ing a love shack north of Poway.......

I heard if you play that song backwards you can hear Danielle's voice saying who actually did it.

599 posted on 07/12/2002 6:25:59 PM PDT by Yeti
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