[FreedominJesusChrist]

Well, when I was a kid, I had the Barbie and Ken with wedding clothes. I always assumed they were married.

[Amelia]

No, no, no. Barbie is the epitome of the Modern Feminist. Haven't you seen all her different careers, her townhouse, her penthouse, her convertible....Barbie has "all the stuff" because she has a really cool job and she doesn't have a husband or kids.